FREE! The Road Trip, The Talking Dog, The Media Is Very Important
(July 27, 2010) -I share important news about the road trip I want to take with the Princess as soon as possible, and I let you hear my most recent success: teaching a dog to talk. I also apologize to the media for anything offensive I might have said about them and reaffirm their utmost importance in our lives.
FREE! Princess Search Update and Upcoming Events (Feb. 23, 2010) - I encourage my gorgeous Princess not to give up on us. Also, I list some upcoming events where podcast listeners can meet me or see me in public, including a Skinny Puppy DJ gig at the Lizard Lounge in Dallas and a 80s club reunion at Numbers Nightclub in Houston.
FREE! The Limo Ride and Al Jourgensen's Spoon (Sept. 14, 2009) - The FBI is watching your life today! In terms of downloads, the most popular Princess Podcast yet. Learn how a limousine ride to Numbers Nightclub in Houston ended with me having an rather unique momento...a rock star's spoon. Also, hear my fabulous singing voice.
To Perth and Back (Aug. 16, 2009) - A trip to Perth, Australia turns unusual when the overseas flight begins with U.S. Customs agents removing two mystery men from my plane. Terrorists? Assholes? No one seems to know (or wants to say). Hear about the Asian girl I met on the streets of Northbridge with instructions on how to receive a free gift.
The Princess is Amazingly Gorgeous (June 6, 2009) - I speak directly to my future wife and explain just how lovely she really is. Also, I question parents on how they would handle a teenager who, after studying the Book of Ezekiel, asks about lovers whose genitals are like those of donkeys and whose emissions are like that of horses.